Karkat: Talk to your future self

Future carcinoGeneticist [FCG] began trolling Present carcinoGeneticost [PCG]

FCG: HEY. HEY. HEY I KNOW YOUR THERE .

PCG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

FCG: ISN’T IT OBVOUS ? I’M FUTURE YOU .

PCG: …

FCG: I’M TWELVE SWEEPS NOW, SO DON’T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT ‘PAST AND FUTURE SELVES ARE ALWAYS DUMBER THAN THE PRESENT’ CRAP OK ~?

PCG: …

PCG: WHAT THE HELL.

PCG: DID YOU JUST SQUIGLE .

FCG: OH. YOU MEAN THIS~. YES. YES YOU DID.

PCG: …

PCG: EGBERT IS THIS YOU. STOP IT. I’M THE ONE DOING THE TROLLING AROUND HERE.

FCG: HEH. NICE TRY BUT NO. THIS IS NOT JOHN.

PCG: FINE. IF YOU ARE ME, THEN WHAT IS MY MOST ENJOYED VISIBLE HUE ?

FCG: EASY. it’s OBVIOUSLY CANDY RED.

PCG: HA. FALSE. TEREZI, I CAUGHT YOU.

FCG: SORRY SHORT STACK. BUT I AM YOU. BUT SEROUSLY NOW. I WAS A BUT FACE.

PCG: I’M NOT SHORT.

FCG: LIES.

FCG: ANYWAYS. I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

FCG: WE DID IT.

FCG: WE FINNALY MESSED SHIT UP IN THE MOST PLEASURABLE MANNER.

FCG: AND IT WAS GREAT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AWESOME IT’S GOING TO BE.

FCG: WE’RE GONNA MEET HIM KARKAT. AND SHIT’S GONNA GO DOWN.

FCG: PURE FREE FLYING ANARCHY SHIT, KARKAT.

FCG: AND GET YOUR SHOOSH- PAPS READY ,OKAY .

FCG: CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA NEED THEM.

FCG:YOU’RE GONNA SHOOSH PAP FUCK THAT PLACE UP.

PCG: …

PCG: WHAT THE HELL.

PCG: SOME RANDOM GUY COMES IN HERE. SAYS HE’S FUTURE ME.

PCG: TELLS ME TO GET SHOOSH PAPS READY, SO I’M ASSUMING THAT GAMZEE FLIPS HIS SHIT.

PCG: AND SAYS WE MET HIM. WHO THE FUCK IS HIM.

FCG: …

FCG: WELL AIN’T I THE LITTLE FIRECRACKER.

FCG: I CAN’T TELL YOU YET. IT WOULD RUIN THE MONUMENTAL SUPRISE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY .

FCG: ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT IT’S GONNA BE AWSOME.

FCG: AND YOU AND HE ARE GONNA LEAD EVERYONE TO THE MOST KAWAII VICTORY.

FCG: I MEAN MOST MANLY TRIUMPTH.

FCG: AND IT’S COMMING SOON.

FCG: JUST WANTED TO GET ME HYPED .

PCG: …

PCG: WOAH .

PCG: THAT’S ME BEING GENUINELY FUCKING BLOWN AWAY.

PCG: BUT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY.

PCG: CAN I SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE ?

PCG: JUST SO I CAN GET KANAYA OFF MY BACK BEFORE HAND ?

FCG: SURE.

FCG: HERE YOU GO. futureface.png

PCG: OH MY GOG WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO MY HAIR.

FCG: YOU FUCKING IMPROVED IT.

FCG: HEY, I HAVE TO GO NOW.

FCG: HAVE A NICE TIME WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT’S ABOUT TO COME FLYING AT YOU AT ONE MILLION MILES PER HOUR.

FCG: AND BE QUICK ON YOUR FEET.

PCG: …

FCG: HEH. MY FACE LOOKS FUNNY.

Future carcinoGeneticist [FCG] has ceased trolling Present carcinoGeneticist [PCG]